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| Preparation: 10 minutes | Serves: 6 crumpets |
| Cooking: 20 minutes | Unbuttered crumpets |
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) |
|---|---|---|
| Free-range chicken breasts (trimmed and cut into 3 or 4 pieces, and well-seasoned) | 2 | 2 |
| Free-range streaky bacon (rashers) | 4 | 4 |
| Avocado (peeled, cored and chopped) | 1 | 1 |
| Red or yellow pepper (cored and chopped) | 1 | 1 |
| Cherry tomatoes (de-seeded and chopped) | 12 | 12 |
| Fresh basil (finely chopped) | 3 tsp | 3 tsp |
| Garlic clove (peeled) | 1/2 | 1/2 |
| Extra virgin olive oil | 2 tbsp | 2 tbsp |
| Butter | A knob | A knob |
| Salt and pepper | Plenty | Plenty |
Alongside the free-range chicken, don't forget to use bacon from happy pigs, or karma might come to bite you on the arse.
Helen Browning smoked streaky bacon is our number one.