Breakfast doesn't get more indulgent than this!

Guaranteed brownie points if you surprise someone with this!
| Preparation: 20 minutes | Serves: 4 crumpets |
| Cooking: 5 minutes | Cold-buttered crumpets |
| Ingredients | Quantity (metric) | Quantity (imperial) |
|---|---|---|
| Free-range eggs | 3 | 3 |
| Salted butter | 25 g | 0.9 oz |
| Milk | 3 tbsp | 3 tbsp |
| Black truffles (to taste) | 1 -2 | 1-2 |
| Asparagus | 4 stalks | 4 stalks |
| Salt and pepper | Plenty | Plenty |